Passive Aggressive Catharsis

"I'm comfortable with my demise." - Georgia Anne Muldrow, Demise

via Amandarin. Please note, this is a list but it is also a meme. It is an exception to the rule.

List up to ten (10) things you want to say to ten (10) different people. Do not state who these people are. Do not confirm or deny any ‘comment speculation’.

1. I don't call because I'm ashamed.
2. Thank you for leaving me.
3. I don't really lust after you anymore but I still think we should hook up, just once.
4. I remember when you weren't crazy. I miss that version of you.
5. I think about you every day. I look forward to when we are friends again.
6. We should start spending a lot more time together again so that we can have our annual divorce.  You're the only person I fight with and I kinda like it.
7. You've matured but there is still a long way to go.
8. You're uncomfortable with silence. Shhhh sometimes. Damn.
9. You're the most interesting person I've met in a long, long time. I'm totally crushin', yo.
10. I'm N Luv (with ya sister).

tag: meme

Comments

[jen]

aHahahahahahahaha.

[Catherine]

I really like the concept behind this list, so much so that I jacked it for my own blog. ;)

[AnnaM]

I'm jacking this too...because I'm so passive aggressive it's sick!

[Jessica]

I predict this concept will end in tears for a lot of people.

[Jessica]

Not you. I mean in general.

[Jessica]

Elsewhere on the internets.

[Jason Toney]

Jen, I can neither confirm nor deny that I know what you're laughing at.

Jessica, one can only hope it ends in tears. Otherwise, what's the point?

:-)

[DinerGirl]

This is cool. Also poaching it.

[Catherine]

I hate that only one of my things could be construed as mean. The others are all super sappy and lame.

I am the most non-aggressive person on Earth. EARTH!

[**RPM**]

I'm bitin' and I don't care who knows it.